Seven attempts to
write haikus, with varying
degrees of success:
To write a haiku:
I really haven’t a clue.
Wait, should it have rhymed?
This poem’s concrete:
a cat, in the style of
abstract expression.
If this poem’s last line
had five syllables, not six,
it would be a haiku.
Homer’s Odyssey,
translated as a haiku:
Muck. I’m out of lines.
Line breaks can be in-
serted in the middle of
words. That’s not cheating.
HELM scavenger hunt:
haiku in pentameter.
Where can I find one?
Doesn’t the fact that
Japanese is moraic
make these haikus wrong?